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The Cane from Citizen Kane
"Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children. I’m glad you’re
all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death. Tonight, my
most dangerous stunt. I will death-defy both nature and gravity by
leaping over this tank of water, filled with man-eating great white sharks,
deadly electric eels, ravenous piranha, bone-crushing alligators, and
perhaps most frightening of all, the king of the jungle, one ferocious lion!
*a lion is added to the pool*"
Captain Lance Murdoch, at the Monster Truck Rally
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NUKE THE WHALES
(bomb the indians and take their casinos)
«You can’t do this to me! I’m Charles Montgomery Burns!!»
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